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Mar 2, 2012
Clarity At Last - Mil Option On Iran a Bluff
Ask and ye shall receive
Obama Says Military Option on Iran Not a ‘Bluff’
(Means that it is definitely a bluff. Had been unsure until now.)
Jul 9, 2011
Serious Business -- RDX/HMX Implants
Body Bombs Added to America’s Air Security ConcernsIf this were true, then NFW would we be seeing this:
Representatives for several European airlines said that they had learned about the new security recommendations only from a reporter’s inquiry.
[We're talking about Air France, KLM, Lufthansa and British Airways - not just some random fly-by-night commuter lines - as well as BAA, which operates Heathrow Airport, and Airports Council International Europe being in the dark about this threat.]
Although some slippage in the timely dissemination of warnings is not unheard of in the intel business, the smart money here is that bullshittery is afoot.
Of course, this all could just be water-softener.
Can't help suspecting that they are also paving the way for more contractor boondoggling. Money seems to expand to fill any gaps in coverage of the most lunatic terror threat fantasy that the most cracked mountebank can pull out of his yuck-pasty ass.
They are starting to credit "chatter" (see SMC Maxim) from AQAP for the "warning". Serious business. LMAO
Jul 5, 2011
Who's The Smelliest Dude In The Iraqi Homeless Shelter -- Taking On Iran
Fresh off a glorious day of hot dogs, water fights, and fireworks, they go and get us all grumpy again. This bullshittery is orchestrated as usual. (see SMC Maxim)Iran's elite military unit, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, has transferred lethal new munitions to its allies in Iraq and Afghanistan in recent months, according to senior U.S. officials, in a bid to accelerate the U.S. withdrawals from these countries
The Revolutionary Guard has smuggled rocket-assisted exploding projectiles to its militia allies in Iraq, weapons that have already resulted in the deaths of American troops, defense officials said. They said Iranians have also given long-range rockets to the Taliban in Afghanistan, increasing the insurgents' ability to hit U.S. and other coalition positions from a safer distance.
Such arms shipments would escalate the shadow competition for influence playing out between Tehran and Washington across the Middle East and North Africa, fueled by U.S. preparations to draw down forces from two wars and the political rebellions that are sweeping the region
The narrative is that Shiite militias are attacking U.S. forces - with the requisite help from Iran - as we pull out in order to get a leg up on other "anti-government Shiite militias" for the big sorting out that will occur when we draw down.
Apparently some tard in the IC predicted this would happen, so they think this is serious business. But of course it is bullshit. Reason: we have already succeeded in enabling a very pro-Iranian regime to take power there. The idea that there is a competition for being the smelliest dude in the homeless shelter is kinda exaggerated.
They hope that enough repetitions of the the now-revived "Iran is arming our enemies in Iraq" narrative and they will have the American public eating out of their hands.
But with 6 active interventions going at the moment (and counting), their goal of taking on Iran ain't gonna be in the cards any time soon. So they will settle for an extension of our commitment in Iraq
May 10, 2011
DOMEX, And The Hard & Fast Of BS-Detection
Absurd -- Now they expect us to believe that the SEALs could have "fought their way out of Pakistan." WaPo is running with the same story. We are covering for our helper(s) high up in Pak mil. Anyone with access to Jane's ain't gonna buy it.
Also, the more they trumpet the DOMEX narrative the more it looks like we didn't get shit from the compound.
The formula that deals with the (inverse) ratio of bullshit to actionable intel is another hard and fast rule.
We warned them a week ago. They used to listen. Thinking of (at least) one Iraq war IO narrative that met its deserved early end after we shot it down. Seems the DOMEX BS is being handled at the political level (the pros know better).
Apr 17, 2011
Painstakingly crafted BS, aimed at D.C. -- Too Bad (Would've Been Such An Uplifting Story)
Painstakingly crafted BS, aimed at D.C.In Afghanistan’s south, signs of progress in three districts signal a shift
If this isn't a good enough tell:
“We start this year in a very different place from last year,” Gen. David H. Petraeus, the top coalition commander in Afghanistan, said in a recent interview.Then this seals the deal:
...
Petraeus has not provided his withdrawal recommendation to Obama. The four-star general said the progress across southern Afghanistan remains “fragile and reversible,” although he also has made it clear to his subordinates that he thinks it can be cemented with enough time and military pressure.
Intercepted Taliban communications suggest insurgent commanders are increasingly demoralized, according to military intelligence officers.The SMC maxim isn't something to be fucked with. Apparently they think most readers cannot imagine what would happen to above ref'd "military intelligence officers" [plural] if they had - without authorization - discussed this type of intel product with a reporter (even from WaPo).
And if intercepts really were showing this, it would be operationally imprudent in the extreme to advertise same.
Since the bullshittery meter has registered a positive, the baby must be thrown out with the bathwater.
Too bad, and it would have been such an uplifting story.
Dec 22, 2009
Where's An Ariens Snow Thrower When You Need One?
Remember the SMC maxim: "Any time a U.S. official publicly refers to chatter, you can be sure that some variety of bullshittery is afoot."
The SMC maxim cited here has only a slight direct relevance to the overall story (the part where DHS issued the upgraded threat level based on "chatter"), but it is an indication that the dude's program was a stinker and that people knew all along that it was crap.
The weeks before Christmas brought no hint of terror. But by the afternoon of
It was Code Orange. Americans first heard of it at a Sunday press conference in
The financial markets trembled. By Tuesday the panic had ratcheted up as the Associated Press reported threats to “power plants, dams and even oil facilities in
But there were no real intercepts, no new informants, no increase in chatter. And the suspicious package turned out to contain a stuffed snowman. This was, instead, the beginning of a bizarre scam. Behind that terror alert, and a string of contracts and intrigue that continues to this date, there is one unlikely character.
The man’s name is Dennis Montgomery, a self-proclaimed scientist who said he could predict terrorist attacks. Operating with a small software development company, he apparently convinced the Bush White House, the CIA, the Air Force and other agencies that Al Jazeera—the Qatari-owned TV network—was unwittingly transmitting target data to Al Qaeda sleepers.
An unusual team arrived in
ETreppid Technologies was a four-year-old firm trying to find its way. Some of its employees had been hired to design video games. One game under construction was Roadhouse, based on the 1989 movie in which Patrick Swayze plays a bouncer in a dive bar. Other programmers worked on streaming video for security cameras.
(…)
He is an unusual man. In court papers filed in
Since 1996 the Al Jazeera news network had been operating in the nation of
As strange as his technology appeared to be, it was nevertheless an attractive concept.
Over the years
Back in
The reason the whole thing worked was because
The federal government was acting on the Al Jazeera claims without even understanding how
Despite such skepticism, the information found its way to the top of the
A former CIA official went through the scenario with me and explained why sanity finally won out. First,
A branch of the French intelligence services helped convince the Americans that the bar codes were fake. The CIA and the French commissioned a technology company to locate or re-create codes in the Al Jazeera transmission. They found definitively that what
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