Mar 15, 2007

Grassy Beard, Knolled Guy

Well there we have it kidz. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed finally confessed to (among many other a dastardly deed) being JFK's grassy knoll assassin that Zapruderian Dealey Plaza of a day back in ol' 63.


steve said...

Remember when Bill Buckner let that ball roll between his legs in the World Series?

Sheikk made him do it! He says so!

That time in the Star Trek blooper reel where Kirk runs into the door?

Sheikk was the guy controling the door! He says so!

Who, just last week, shaved off Walt Disney's frozen mustache?

Well, guess! You're right!

good to see you back again, m-1

Meatball One said...

LOL, Sizzlin' Steve. With nowhere left to go but to a place with perhaps the promise of a modicum of pain reduction, I'd confess to anything that would get me there faster than later. Just ask any of the Tipton 3.

"Detainees cracked and gave false confessions under pressure from interrogators who did everything from showing them photographs of Donald Duck to beating them and holding guns to their heads, the men allege.

After months of questioning in coercive conditions, Mr Rasul admitted meeting Osama bin Laden and Mohammed Atta, one of the September 11 hijackers, in Afghanistan in 2000. In fact, he was working in a Currys store in the West Midlands. "

Good to see'ya again too Steve-O