Mar 4, 2006

The Iceman Stayeth Cool

Rumour and inuendo has it that Björn Borg is as close to broke as broke can be and is therefore auctioning of his heyday trofies and gear to raise a little cash for porridge and posterity.

SMC is here to tell you that never has a rumour been further from the meatball. He's still rolling in it - and rolling in it in the most serious of ways. The auction is just a diversionary maneuver to throw the Swedish tax man off his scent. Cross my heart! He files his tax returns as a pauper and uses Dutch sandwiches to hide and insulate his stashes from the ever vigilent taxman.

Dutch sandwiches were quite popular with the Iran Contra boyz too now that I come to think about it.

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