Rumour and inuendo has it that Björn Borg is as close to broke as broke can be and is therefore auctioning of his heyday trofies and gear to raise a little cash for porridge and posterity.
SMC is here to tell you that never has a rumour been further from the meatball. He's still rolling in it - and rolling in it in the most serious of ways. The auction is just a diversionary maneuver to throw the Swedish tax man off his scent. Cross my heart! He files his tax returns as a pauper and uses Dutch sandwiches to hide and insulate his stashes from the ever vigilent taxman.
Dutch sandwiches were quite popular with the Iran Contra boyz too now that I come to think about it.
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